Non-Objective Object

I'll have to upload to the project pics the preliminary drawing for this piece. This is made of my special compound and I like it since it is durable, paint-able and dries at home and quickly, unlike clay that must be fired. The drawing didn't have a title---my quick drawings seldom do---so I toyed with several. 'This is not a lamp' was one possible choice. Also I thought 'Opposing Viewpoints' might work. But then I thought 'Non-Objective Object' might be the best choice as it plays with a whole genre of art and gives the viewer free rein. This object stands 13.25 inches tall and at its widest is around 5 inches. This MUST be more of that non-ignorant though totally ignorable Original Jones Art as it non-objectifies itself in Austin Texas.